You can't pick the conferences without going out on a limb and picking the bowls. There is no real way of knowing how an individual bowl will shape up - thanks to conference tie-ins - but we can give you some idea of who you should expect to see in January.

All football prophecies are worth only as much as the faith you put in them. This can all go to Hell covered in hot sauce with one injury tonight... Or I'm a super genius!

On Tuesday August 31, 2010 the United States officially ended combat missions in the fledgling Republic of Iraq. The differences between President Obama's address to the nation tonight and his predecessors address in May 2003 could not be more stark. When President Bush stood in a flight suit on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln the U.S. still had seven years of fighting ahead. Today 100,000 U.S. troops have already completed their withdrawal.

America's future as a failed state is all but assured at this point. But never fear, because Glenn Beck told me that all we have to do is get rid of the commie, Kenyan, Muslim, terrorist and Jesus will save us - like he saved all of the Christians in Haiti, and the Christian AIDS babies in Africa, or the Christians who died in the tsunami. When I'm in trouble I don't do anything to help myself, I just clasp my hands and hope that the fairies will save me!